Before the tribunal of the world I submit the following / document:…

– “California Plush,” Frank Bidart, 1973

It’s finished! 4410 pages, 140 dividers, 5 three-ring binders, and 5 flash drives. It’s a little less aesthetically daring than I would’ve liked — largely because my color printing necessitated heavier-weight paper, which meant I was sized out of the 3″ binders. The world of 4″ binder options is, sadly, quite limited.

Oh, the minutiae that have consumed my thoughts for the past couple months.

I had also hoped to create an entirely-online version of the dossier (à la Kathleen Fitzpatrick), but it turns out The New School isn’t yet set up to accommodate such things. I think (hope?) it’s inevitable that the institution will move in that direction, though. Especially considering the number of faculty in Parsons, Jazz and Mannes (the music schools), and my division whose work is born-digital, or is otherwise hard to squeeze inside a binder, I’m not sure we can keep pushing this paper-based system. I dealt with this issue by including lots of links to my online publications and interactive material; simply pdf’ing and printing this stuff would’ve turned it into something it’s not. I spoke with folks in our Provost’s office and expressed my desire to work with them (assuming they keep me around after all this) to explore interactive dossier formats.

For now, though, everything’s out of my hands. All that remains for me is to wait nine months or so while my case works its way through four or more rounds of review.

In honor of the occasion, I’ve composed a pseudo-cento:

My letters! all dead paper, mute and white!
C.i.f. London: documents at sight,
Bright colours play the value along.
Everything is orderly even in dissipation.**
Next to me next to a folder, next to a folder some waiter,
next to a foldersome / waiter and re letter and read her.
Not from the stars do I my judgment pluck,
My submerged terrarium), and I am luck.
Stretch’d on the grass at my best lov’d employment
Until Death tramples it to fragments.

Suffice it to say, I am not a poet.

**That’s supposed to be slant rhyme, by the way. Humor me, please.

4 replies on “Before the tribunal of the world I submit the following / document:…”

Congrats Shannon! I actually saw your fabulous dossier over at Duplicating, where I have spent way too much time myself. I didn’t rustle any pages, but it looked very impressive, which is no surprise. Enjoy the rest of summer!

Thanks, Jess. You could’ve rustled through; I wouldn’t have minded. I’m sure your dossier is fantastic, too! I hope everything’s coming together well and you can soon put this headache behind you!

Congratulations, we should celebrate our mutual successes at some point! Seriously, what an epic undertaking…good show!

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